Get off my lawn, you punk!
Get off my lawn, you punk!

jibblyuniverse:

Conceal, Don’t Feel

me reading fanfic: this better be NC17 and be drowning in hearteyes and vomiting romance rainbows, or it can gtfo.
me watching tv/movies: if this develops a romance plot I'm outta here.

deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

NEW INBOX GAME!!

weedgrandma:

Tell me how cute I am and I’ll respond with I know!!

got these skinny jeans on

bootykage:

cant bend my knees 

gifsboom:

Cat Really Loves Being Vacuumed »» video ««

geizler:

homiemura:

a baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass

i’m unlearning french

zabblepants:

How can you see into my eyes like open doors

inigoh:

when you make Togepi use metronome and they use explosion but it doesn’t kill the opponent pokemon

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ONLY TEXANS WILL BE ABLE TO READ THIS:

gaypee:

howdy y’all sweet iced tea hook em horns remember the alamo